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increase minerals & electrolytes

HYDRATION+ TEA

Mineral-Rich, Hydrating Herbal Tea

This tea is built around what hydration actually requires — minerals, electrolytes, and ingredients that help your body hold onto the water you're drinking.

Marshmallow root coats the throat and digestive tract with a natural mucilage layer — a soothing, gel-like coating that slows absorption so water actually reaches the cells that need it rather than flushing straight through. Hibiscus delivers antioxidants and supports circulation so nutrients move where they need to go. Lemon balm calms the cortisol response — stress causes unnecessary water loss, and lemon balm works against that. Coconut flakes add natural electrolytes and a subtle sweetness with no added sugar.

No caffeine to pull water out. No sugar to spike and crash. No artificial anything.

Melissa Officinalis (Lemon Balm) Leaf, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Flake, Hibiscus Sabdariffa (Hibiscus) Flower, Althaea Officinalis (Marshmallow Root) Root

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🌿Wild-Picked Ingredients 🇺🇸Made in the USA ♻️Recyclable Packaging 📦Small
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why we love it:

MARSHMALLOW ROOT

Most people drink water and wonder why they still feel dehydrated. The problem isn't how much you're drinking — it's how much your body is actually absorbing. Marshmallow root coats the digestive tract with a natural mucilage layer that slows water through the gut, giving your cells more time to absorb it.

STRESS IS DEHYDRATING YOU

Most people don't know this. Cortisol — your stress hormone — triggers water loss. The more stressed you are, the harder it is to stay hydrated no matter how much you drink. Lemon balm is one of the most well-studied natural herbs for cortisol reduction.

purposefully formulated to:
Hydrate your cells
Replenish minerals
Calm stress
prevent crash

step by step

the ritual

01

Steep 1–2 teaspoons in hot water for 5–10 minutes

02

Or cold brew overnight in the fridge for a smoother, more mineral-rich cup (Marshmallow root releases its mucilage more fully in cold water — a cold steep is worth trying)

03

Drink 1–3 cups daily for best results

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Sip Into Balance

✴︎Supports hydration at the cellular level

✴︎Replenishes minerals and electrolytes naturally

✴︎Reduces cortisol-driven water loss

✴︎Caffeine-free: won't dehydrate or disrupt sleep

✴︎No added sugar, artificial flavors, or synthetic dyes

✴︎Tastes good hot or cold

✴︎A functional alternative to electrolyte drinks

what's actually in it

Full Transparency

SHORT LIST. BIG RESULTS.

✴︎ Made to Drink, Not Just Display ✴︎

Left Out On Purpose

REAL CLEAN.
NOT GREENWASHED CLEAN.

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✕︎ ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS
✕︎ ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
✕︎ ADDED SUGAR
✕︎ SYNTHETIC DYES & COLORANTS
✕︎ PRESERVATIVES
✕︎ PESTICIDES
✕︎ CAFFEINE
✕︎ FILLERS & BINDERS
✕︎ NATURAL FLAVORS (CATCH-ALL TERM)
✕︎ GMO INGREDIENTS

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